Executive Disorder Fri Feb 08, 7:21 AM ET, E! Online
In a shameless sexual Blind Vice, which major entertainment-type dude is having his straight trainer scour gyms for his gay dates? Plus, is even the friggin' Oval Office getting ready to weigh in on all things disastrous and Britney? Is Amy Winehouse going to save the Grammys? Pray!"I am tempted to call the White House and ask for an executive order declaring a news blackout on Britney." —High-level Potomac political pooper, whose call, I assure you, would be taken by Dubya...

Ray of Slight Thu Feb 07, 8:05 AM ET, E! Online
Who's hatin' on not just Paris Hilton but Rachael Ray, as well? Thought it was after Valentine's when everybody got so bitchy? Plus, which hugely romanticized—and, quite frankly, overly romanced—hot H-town babe is going it alone this V-Day? Horrors!Paris Hilton didn't make any new friends in Beantown moments ago. In fact, I don't think Bostonians have had this much hatred of a piece of pop culture since that Aqua Teen Hunger Force bomb scare threw the whole town in...

Under Wraps Wed Feb 06, 8:57 AM ET, E! Online
The rotten fur's getting ready to fly, and we don't just mean Eva Longoria Parker's politically incorrect coat, girlfriends! Check out just how much further Britney Spears could potentially go, behavior-wise, and still hang on to those kiddies of hers. Plus, did Hillary Clinton's bra affect her political standing?Once the insanity around Britney's attempt at restoring a saner existence clears—which those close to the popped tart are, 'course, forcing on the broad...

Toxic Talk Back Tue Feb 05, 8:04 AM ET, E! Online
Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger sure as hell have 'em biting back—reader-wise, that is—and, Jakey-poo's ol' gf Kirsten Dunst has some folks wondering what the ef. Oh, and Britney Spears was fairly coherent at one point in time, check it out.Kirsten Dunst's reps are busy putting out the message that their client's "all right," despite K.D. having raised many an eyebrow in Sundance with unusual behavior—which those fab Page Sixers reported last week...

Tears of Oy Mon Feb 04, 3:02 AM ET, E! Online
Is Paris Hilton pissing off Robert Redford? Is Redford's illustrious Sundance Film Festival fed up with Hilton's antics, among other starry indiscretions? Looks like it! Plus, Britney Spears camps it up (again) while Michelle Williams wells up, sweet thing."She was crying, just crying in the lobby." —Tear-witness to Heath Ledger's ex Michelle Williams during her somber stay at Hell-Ay's storied, lush Beverly Hills Hotel, otherwise known as the Pink Palace ...